Lehman Brothers Risk Management T-Shirt
Lehman Brothers Risk Management T-Shirt
"Lehman Brothers 2008 Risk Management Dept." T-Shirt Design
This satirical and witty T-shirt pokes fun at one of the most infamous moments in financial history—the collapse of Lehman Brothers in 2008. With its bold text and ironic reference to "Risk Management," this design is perfect for finance professionals, trading enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys a clever laugh about Wall Street's biggest blunders.
Features:
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Premium Quality:
- Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this shirt offers a lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) and ultra-soft feel, perfect for any occasion, whether you're at the trading desk or a casual hangout.
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Classic Fit with Enhanced Durability:
- Ribbed knit collars ensure the neckline keeps its shape.
- Tapered shoulders provide a tailored look and improve with every wash.
- Dual side seams maintain the shirt's form, ensuring it holds up better than 2008’s financial sector.
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Comfort in the Details:
- A crew neckline offers a timeless, versatile look for any outfit.
- Includes a tear-away label to reduce discomfort during wear.
- Ethically Made: Produced under sustainable, fair labor conditions and certified by the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP, so it aligns with your values—unlike certain financial practices of 2008.
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Bold and Humorous Design:
- The distressed text and professional layout combine to create a hilarious and striking design. It’s sure to spark conversations and plenty of laughs.
- Durable Print: Advanced printing techniques keep the design vivid and sharp after repeated washes, ensuring your ironic humor stays intact.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when needed.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
- Avoid ironing over the design to keep the satire looking sharp.
- No dry cleaning—this T-shirt is designed to endure better than Lehman Brothers did.
Perfect For:
- Finance professionals with a sense of humor.
- Traders who survived the 2008 financial crisis.
- Fans of Wall Street satire.
- Anyone looking to make light of one of the biggest financial mishaps in history.
This "Lehman Brothers 2008 Risk Management Dept." T-shirt is your go-to piece for trading conferences, finance meet-ups, or just a casual day out. Wear it proudly to remind everyone that sometimes, history repeats itself—but at least we can laugh about it!
XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
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Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 |
Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean