This hilarious T-shirt takes a jab at the legendary FTX debacle with a tongue-in-cheek design featuring the "Risk Management Dept. 2022." Perfect for traders who can laugh at the absurdity of it all, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who survived the chaos—or just wants to laugh about it.
Features:
Premium Quality: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) and breathable T-shirt feels as smooth as a well-executed trade—unlike FTX’s risk management.
Classic Fit with Enhanced Durability:
Ribbed knit collars maintain their shape even after multiple washes.
Tapered shoulders ensure a comfortable, flattering fit while you joke about risk management failures.
Dual side seams help the shirt keep its structure, unlike FTX’s balance sheet.
Comfort in the Details:
Features a crew neckline for a versatile, clean look that pairs well with humor.
Comes with a tear-away label to ensure ultimate comfort while you make your point about the absurdity of "2022 risk management."
Ethically Made: Produced under humane and sustainable conditions, because your T-shirt deserves better oversight than FTX’s operations.
Bold, Ironic Design: The combination of a professional-looking logo with the phrase "Risk Management Dept. 2022" ensures knowing laughs from traders and crypto enthusiasts alike.
Durable Print: High-quality printing ensures this design stays vibrant and sharp, even after multiple washes. The irony is timeless, and so is the print.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors (don’t mix it with your crypto regrets).
Use non-chlorine bleach if needed, though you might not be able to bleach out FTX’s collapse from memory.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry, just like your market positions.
Avoid ironing directly on the print—this joke doesn’t need more pressure.
Do not dry clean; this shirt has already survived the disaster of 2022—it doesn’t need extra drama.
Wear this shirt to poke fun at FTX’s "legendary" risk management strategies, all while sparking conversations and plenty of laughs. Perfect for crypto meetups, trading sessions, or any occasion where humor about the 2022 chaos reigns supreme!
