This tongue-in-cheek T-shirt design pokes fun at the infamous Madoff scandal with an internship badge nobody would envy. Perfect for financial pros and traders who can laugh at the chaos of history, this T-shirt sparks conversations, side-eyes, and plenty of laughs.
Features:
Premium Quality: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) and breathable T-shirt feels as smooth as a well-executed Ponzi scheme (but far more ethical).
Classic Fit with Enhanced Durability:
Ribbed knit collars hold their shape through endless washes—unlike certain balance sheets.
Tapered shoulders ensure a flattering fit and highlight your ability to laugh at the absurdities of financial history.
Dual side seams ensure the garment holds up, unlike some past investments.
Comfort in the Details:
A crew neckline for a timeless look that works well with any outfit, whether you’re at the office or joking at a trader's gathering.
Tear-away label ensures no irritation—because nobody needs extra discomfort when reflecting on 2008.
Ethically Made: Produced under humane, sustainable, and no-sweatshop conditions, ensuring your T-shirt is as transparent as Madoff wasn’t.
Bold, Satirical Design: The professional-looking internship title delivers a hilarious, ironic statement. Perfect for traders, finance professionals, or anyone with a dark sense of humor about financial collapses.
Durable Print: This design uses high-quality printing technology to ensure that the bold lettering and layout remain crisp and vivid, wash after wash. It’s built to last, just not like Madoff’s scheme.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors (like your hedges).
Use non-chlorine bleach if necessary—but let’s be honest, this shirt doesn’t need cleaning up like 2008 did.
Tumble dry low or hang to dry, like the legacy of questionable financial practices.
Avoid ironing directly over the print—this shirt’s punchline doesn’t need extra heat.
Do not dry clean; it’s already survived more scrutiny than Madoff’s records.
Wear this shirt to show off your wit and financial expertise, all while delivering a sly nod to one of the most infamous moments in investment history. Whether at finance conferences, trader meetups, or casual outings, this design guarantees laughs and camaraderie among those in the know!
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Width, in
16.50
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Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
8.60
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9.70
10.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
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1.50
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1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
