"Lehman Brothers Risk Management Intern 2008" T-Shirt Design
This hilarious and ironic T-shirt pays homage to one of the most infamous collapses in financial history, giving a humorous nod to the "Risk Management Intern" who clearly had a tough day on the job. Whether you're a trader, finance enthusiast, or someone who loves a good laugh, this design guarantees attention and chuckles.
Features:
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Premium Quality: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this T-shirt is lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²), breathable, and ridiculously comfortable—even when reflecting on monumental financial fails.
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Classic Fit with Enhanced Durability:
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Ribbed knit collars ensure the shape stays intact, unlike certain Wall Street balance sheets.
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Tapered shoulders offer a superior fit, so you look sharp while delivering the perfect punchline.
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Dual side seams guarantee long-lasting wear—unlike Lehman Brothers' operations.
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Comfort in the Details:
- A crew neckline makes it versatile for any occasion, whether at a trading seminar or a casual meet-up with fellow finance nerds.
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Tear-away label ensures all-day comfort with no distractions, unlike the tumult of 2008.
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Ethically Made: Crafted under sustainable and humane conditions, this T-shirt is produced with certified fair labor practices, making it as transparent as the financial practices of 2008 were not.
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Bold, Ironic Design:
- The distressed text combined with the infamous title serves as the ultimate icebreaker and conversation starter.
- Ideal for anyone who appreciates finance humor with a dark twist.
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Durable Print: State-of-the-art printing ensures the text remains vivid and crisp, allowing you to share the joke for years to come.
Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors—because this shirt deserves better than the 2008 treatment.
- Use non-chlorine bleach sparingly.
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Tumble dry low or hang to dry to preserve the joke and the print.
- Avoid ironing directly over the design; after all, this shirt's humor is already sharp enough.
- No dry cleaning; it’s built to handle more scrutiny than 2008’s risk management practices.
Perfect for finance professionals, traders, and anyone who survived the 2008 financial crisis, this T-shirt turns the most notorious chapter of financial history into wearable humor. Whether you’re making light of the past or bonding with fellow industry insiders, this design is your ticket to a good laugh!
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XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
16.50 |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
27.00 |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.60 |
8.90 |
9.20 |
9.50 |
9.70 |
10.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
