This hilarious T-shirt pokes fun at the infamous FTX collapse, perfect for traders with a sharp sense of humor. Whether you're laughing at market mishaps or making jokes with fellow traders, this design ensures you stand out while keeping the mood light.
Features:
Premium Quality: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight (4.2 oz/yd² / 142 g/m²) and breathable T-shirt is soft on the skin, offering all-day comfort—ideal for cracking jokes at the next market crash.
Classic Fit with Enhanced Durability:
Ribbed knit collars hold the shape, even after countless laughs.
Tapered shoulders ensure a better fit for wearing while debating whether it’s the next bull market or a bull trap.
Dual side seams help the shirt keep its shape, no matter how many times you revisit FTX memes.
Comfort in the Details:
A crew neckline for that versatile, timeless look that pairs well with everything from jeans to trading desk vibes.
Tear-away label to keep the shirt comfy, even when the market isn’t.
Ethically Made: Produced under humane and sustainable conditions, this T-shirt ensures your style supports ethical practices, even if your portfolio didn’t survive FTX.
Funny, Bold Design: Features distressed text and an iconic FTX-inspired graphic, guaranteed to get knowing laughs whether you’re at a trading meetup or recounting how you "saw it coming."
Durable Print: High-quality printing keeps the humor vivid and sharp, so your FTX punchline remains just as good after dozens of washes.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors (just like your favorite charts).
Use non-chlorine bleach when necessary—don’t bleach your losses, though.
Tumble dry low or hang dry, just like your long-term positions.
Avoid ironing directly on the print (no need to press the joke too hard).
Do not dry clean—this shirt has already survived the collapse of FTX; it doesn’t need more stress.
Wear this T-shirt and let everyone know you’ve got the wit to weather any market drama. After all, laughter is the best hedge!
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Width, in
16.50
18.00
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Length, in
27.00
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Sleeve length, in
8.60
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9.70
10.00
Size tolerance, in
1.50
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1.50
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1.50
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
