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World's Okayest Day Trader

World's Okayest Day Trader

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Are your trades feeling more like a gamble than a calculated risk? Do you find yourself praying to the stock market gods for a win? Well, this t-shirt won't guarantee a profit, but it will guarantee a laugh.

Wear this t-shirt to show the world that you may not be a stock market wizard, but at least you have a sense of humor about your losses. It's like a secret signal to other traders that says, 'I may not know what I'm doing, but I'm still here trying.'

And who knows? Maybe wearing this shirt will give you the lucky streak you've been looking for. Or at least it'll distract you from staring at your portfolio all day.

So come on, embrace your losses and laugh them off. You never know, maybe the stock market gods will take pity on you and give you a break. Or maybe they'll just give you a good chuckle.

Product features:

  • Classic fit
  • 100% Cotton (fibre content may vary for different colors)
  • Light fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²))
  • Tear away label
  • Runs true to size
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